College Football Week 2 Picks

4-4 vs the spread last week. . .

And what a week for the negro wonder boy coaches!!  Ha ha ha!  David Shaw's Stanford lost to white man Pat Fitzgerald's Northwestern, James Franklin's Penn State took 10 QB sacks in an ugly upset loss to Temple, first time PSU has lost to the Owls since 1941, and our pick for Negro Flop Coach of the Year, Charlie Strong, got off to a sizzling start as his Texas Wronghorns suffered an amazingly humiliating 38-3 defeat against Notre Dame.  After being out-gained 527-163 in total yards, Strong, who led the nation last year in claiming moral victories, said I don't think we're going backwards.  We just somehow have to get the thing moving forward.  Ha ha ha!  OK, Coach.  Good luck with that master plan!  How inept were Strong's Wronghorns?  In his post-game press conference, Irish head coach Brian Kelly tried to be a gracious winner and find something complimentary to say about Texas football.  This was what he came up with:

Ha ha ha ha!!  They travel well!  That's all Kelly could find positive about negro wonder boy Charlie Strong's Wronghorns!!  I'm sure that will make the football fanatics down in Austin real proud of what Charlie has done with the Texas program. . .

Not many games worth a shit this week. . .

Oklahoma EVEN at Tennessee: Both teams pummeled MAC schools in week 1, but only Oklahoma's defense shut down the mid-major competition, as Tennessee gave up over 550 yards to Bowling Green.  Oklahoma. 

Oregon +3 at Michigan State: Not as big a game as last year's, as Michigan State can lose this game and still get a Playoff spot as long as they win out and beat Ohio State.  Oregon, on the other hand, needs to win this one, as it's doubtful they can go undefeated in the tougher PAC-12.  Both teams pass defenses were horrible in week 1, but I have more confidence MSU can tighten up.  Michigan State.

Louisiana State -3 at Mississippi State: We'll see just how deep of a program Dan Mullen has built as MSU.  He's got the SEC's best QB, Dak Prescott, back, but most of the rest of the starters from last year's surprise 10 win team are gone.  Can Mississippi State sustain, or are they going to be one of those programs that has to rebuild every two or three years? LSU has all the pieces to win a National Title. . .except the most important one: QB.  Two teams it's hard to get a feel for this early in the season.  Going with LSU's ground game to wear down the MSU defense.  LSU.