Drew Stanton finally caught up to Arizona Sunday, he was terrible against the Broncos, who sat on the run and forced Stanton to beat them in the air. . .he couldn't, he was a pathetic 11 for 26 for 118 yards, and with no help on the offensive side of the ball, the Cardinal's defense cracked, giving up nearly 500 yards to Peyton Manning.
Indianapolis -2.5 at Houston: One of these teams will win the terrible AFC South, then get bounced early from the playoffs. Which team will win the NFL's worst division? It ain't gonna be the team quarterbacked by Ryan Fitzpatrick. Anybody else starting to think J.J. Watt is the Peyton Manning of defense? C'mon, the hype over this guy is ridiculous. He's a fine player, but, please, he's not a Reggie White or even a Bruce Smith. He's not in their class as a run defender. Indianapolis.
Jacksonville +6 at Tennessee: Ha. They should move this game to London, only those interested in the novelty of American football could care about this Toilet Bowl game. The teams are on a combined 9 game losing streak, and Tennessee somehow managed to blow a 25 point lead last week at home against the Browns. And now they may have to start Charlie Whitehurst! If Jake Locker can't go, Jacksonville may actually win this game. Both teams are terrible on defense, while Tennessee is a little better on offense. Rookie Blake Bortles is starting for the Jags, and completing 67% of his passes, but he's mostly a nickel-and-dimer right now, anytime he tries to get the ball downfield, he's an INT risk, with six picks already in less than a hundred throws. New coach Ken Whisenhunt may feel some early heat if the Titans somehow lose this game. Tennessee.
Detroit -2.5 at Minnesota: It's there for all to see. Former Lion head coach Psycho Jim Schwartz knows Matthew Stafford better than anyone else, and he had his Buffalo Bills defense schemed perfectly last week. Schwartz and his Bills defenders were laughing at Stafford, who without Calvin Johnson to chuck it to, looked like Daunte Culpepper without Randy Moss. Stafford panicked in the pocket without Johnson, his security blanket wide-out. He took six sacks, made a ton of terrible pressured throws, couldn't move the Lions offense, and looked completely clueless as his team slowly blew an early 14-0 lead. It can't be denied any longer, Stafford can't win without Johnson, and he'll never be anything but an average (at best) NFL qb. He needs that 6'5" leaping freak athlete to grab his off-target throws. Even without Johnson, Stafford has some decent receivers, Golden Tate, a couple of first round draft pick tight ends, but he can't get them the ball. He won't have Johnson in this game, and the Lions have no chance. NO CHANCE. Stafford has never progressed beyond the throw-it-up-for-grabs-to-Calvin stage. Teddy Bridgewater, in his second start, with a terrible collection of receivers, will probably look more polished than the veteran Stafford. The Lions have NO CHANCE to win this game. Their defense will keep them in it early, then grow dejected watching their sputtering offense, and then break down in the second half. Bet the house on the Vikings. Minnesota.
New England -3 at Buffalo: Tom Brady came back from the dead Sunday night, leading the Pats to a blow-out win over the Bengals. He'll die again, this Sunday. The Bills defense is for real. They will shut down the New England run game, and then wreck Tom Brady like they wrecked Matty Stafford. Hell, they may wreck him worse than they wrecked Stafford. Brady is old and gun shy, and the Bills may crumple him up worse than the Chiefs did. The only reason we won't be seeing Jimmy Garoppolo again this week is because the Bills offense is so bad, New England will be within 10 points most of the game. After this game, the *experts* will realize the Bills are now the team to beat in the AFC East. Buffalo.
Pittsburgh +2 at Cleveland: Nobody plays crazier, wilder games than the Browns. 3 points is the biggest margin in any of their games this year. 3 points! The Browns are 2-2, and could just as easily be 4-0 or 0-4. They are the NFL's perfect team in its never-ending quest for parity. If Cleveland can find a way to win this game, they got Jacksonville, Oakland and Tampa coming up. . .look out, the Brownies could be a contender in the AFC North. . .and remember, they get the most dangerous receiver in the NFL, Josh Gordon, back for the last six games. So this is actually a Big Game for the Browns. The Steelers barely showed up against Jacksonville last week, only doing the bare minimum in a lackluster 17-9 win. The Steelers should be better than what they are showing. They got their run game back with Le'Veon Bell, Roethlisberger is still a decent QB, and, until Gordon comes back, they got the best receiver in the league, Antonio Brown. . .and they're still a Top 10 total defense team. . .so why do they look so mediocre? We may be seeing the David Shaw syndrome here. A negro boy wonder takes over a successful program built by a white, wins big in the early years while the white man's stamp is still on the team, but when the white man's legacy runs out, the negro caretaker is left scratching his head over a squad that sinks to mediocrity. Cleveland.
Green Bay -3 at Miami: The Packers have the look of a team ready to start a roll. . .they crushed division rivals Chicago and Minnesota in their last two games, but. . .their run defense is horrible, and Miami averages 5 yards per carry, so. . .who knows? The only known known is Aaron Rodgers is a lot better QB than Ryan Tannehill, but. . .Tannehill's wife is a lot hotter than Aaron Rodger's girlfriend. Hey, Rodgers, what do you think about the other team's QB having a better-looking piece of ass?
Chicago +3 at Atlanta: The Flag Football Super Bowl! Jay Cutler. Matt Ryan. Alshon Jeffery. Brandon Marshall. Julio Jones. Roddy White. And two defenses that think it's illegal to tackle. Ha. These are the best 2-3 teams in football. The Bears have a brutal opening schedule, six of their first nine games are on the road. But they've actually played better on the road. They'd be 3-0 as visitors had they not blown last week's game at Carolina. The Falcons have been far better at home, so this looks like the week the Bears go into the crapper on the road. Atlanta.
Dallas +8.5 at Seattle: The Cowboys are the #2 rush offense and the Seahawks are the #1 rush defense. The Seahawks should be able to slow down DeMarco Murray, and Tony Romo is due for one of his patented shitty games. I just can't see Dallas at 5-1, with a road victory over the Super Bowl champs. Jerry Jones would be I-told-you-soing from now until the Cowboys playoff game loss. Seattle.
I'm going to try something different this week. I'm going to go with the opposite of the team I think will win.
ReplyDeleteIndy/Houston - Houston, which means I pick Indy
Jax/TN - TN, which means I pick Jax
Detroit/MN - Detroit, which means I pick MN
NE/Buf - NE, which means I pick Buf
Pitt/Cle - PItt, which means I pick Cle
GB/Mia - GB, which means I pick Miami
Chi/Atlanta - Atlanta, which means I pick Chi
The above final picks should be accurate 75% of the time because I went opposite of what I believe.
Oh yeah, Dallas/Seattle: Seattle which means I pick Dallas.
ReplyDeleteWowza. You know, Roddy White, who wore a free Mike Vick tee back in the early part of the Vick dog fighting scandal, admitted on Hard Knocks he didn't take his job seriously in the beginning. He said something about just having fun.
ReplyDeleteBirds of a feather....
Vick was brought in to mentor Smith. What a joke. Dog fighting aside, Vick was always a slacker who didn't show up for his coach. He was and remains a coach killer as Mora stated so long ago.
I always thought Vick played up his leg injury back in 03 or so to get coach Reeves fired. Whether he played it up or not, Reeves was fired.
Ryan is out before the season ends. Vick should be released with him. They'd be better off with Tebow. You know he'd be prepared at least.
Another crap Thursday night football game
ReplyDeleteHow high was Trent Richardson drafted? The guy is terrible. He can't get out of his own way. Didn't Indy watch tape of this Frankenstein before trading for him? What could they possibly have seen in him?
ReplyDeleteThat game turned around into something good. Fitz fumbled the game away at the end, though.
ReplyDeleteRichardson was a third overall pick in 2012. He ran a 4.48 at the combine. But he had some knee problems early on. Maybe that line isn't built for running.
I don't know. He doesn't look good back there, though. Foster had some runs where you figured he'd be dropped for a loss but made something out of it. Richardson is not that kind of runner.
Watt kicked all sorts of ass in the game. A real fantasy winner, but it all results in another Houston loss. The trouble is Houston is made to keep the game close or pull ahead a little early and they got torched early and fell behind badly. They were unable to stop the passing game at all early and had to rely on Fitzpatrick.....not good.
ReplyDeleteThat fumble was horrible to watch. Fitzpatrick pumping the ball and then holding it with one hand.....man. The only QB I've seen get away with that is Rapeburger.
Houston has a problem and it's at QB.
Aaron Rodgers was too good on the last drive for Green Bay against Miami. . .made some great throws, holding the ball to the very last split second. . .too tough for the Dolphins.
ReplyDeleteIf anything on the QB is an unnecessary roughness, why not body slam them to earn the penalty? Suplex him. Earn it.
ReplyDeleteSmacking a QB a millisecond before he passes is now a penalty. Might as well earn it.
Bridgewater took a beating against the Lions.. .8 sacks. Looked like the Mich - Penn State game. Both QBs running for their life.
ReplyDeletePulling hard for the Falcons today. . .Lions need the Bears to drop to 2-4.
ReplyDeleteAntone Smith just went for a td. That may be the play of the game for the coach Smith.
ReplyDeleteBirds are still down, though. There is a strong feeling that if Smith doesn't win this one, he's dead man walking.
Antone Smith made #45 for the Bears looked like a statue on that TD.
ReplyDeleteThere is no QB who looks more like a bitch than Cutler on his ass.
ReplyDeleteI saw this mic'd up and Cutler was on asking his backup how his hair looked. It looked boy band faggy. He liked it.
Cutler is the QB I like seeing smashed. Even more than Halfernig
I've always wondered why in the Hell Cutler went to Vanderbilt. . .
ReplyDeleteJeffery made the Atlanta secondary look like statues.
ReplyDeleteHe's certainly got the snooty twat part of going to Vandy down pat.
ReplyDeleteFalcons defense is such crap. The secondary isn't as bad as it seems. The junk pass rush makes that secondary work every down.
Mike Nolan defense. He has all sorts of complex schemes but none work well.
ReplyDeleteHave to hand it to Tice. He is an excellent o line coach.
ReplyDeleteI'd take Rex Ryan as DC. He should be looking for a job soon.
ReplyDeleteWell. . .time to switch to the Dallas - Seattle game.
ReplyDeleteDammit, I'm sick of this team. Fucking sick of it.
ReplyDeleteDeMarco Murray runs it in. . .Dallas UP. . .
ReplyDeleteRussell Wilson can't throw. . .
Pete Carroll loses to Garrett, , ,that has to hurt his huge ego.
You know, I remember when Smith's Falcons were a power run team with that Turner guy. . .and I always thought they made a big mistake by trying to take Matt Ryan and remake the offense into some kind of Air Show.
ReplyDeleteAt least we won't be getting any Russell Wilson-is-great nonsense this week.
ReplyDeleteSomething like 8 drops from the Falcons receivers. Horrible.
ReplyDeleteYou're right about the run game. Ryan is good but not elite. He was made much better with Turner and Dunn.
The defense is incredibly bad. I'll update what the papers say about Smith sticking around.
Wilson sucks. Someone actually said that Wilson had a good arm because he played baseball.
DeleteHe played second base, the worst arm on the fucking field. Delhomme had a better arm.
Man, I'm looking at the box score for the Buff-NE game. NE had no run game against Buffalo, just like Detroit last week, but Brady, half-dead and with no receivers, gets 360 yards, while Stafford couldn't do shit against them last week. Stafford struggled again this week without Johnson, didn't even crack 200 yards. The Lions should have won by 30+. I'm starting to wonder if Stafford will ever be able to take that next step.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Stafford's problem? He still has the arm, right? Is it coaching?
ReplyDeleteConsistent coaching goes a long way. Or is it something else? Detroit?
He still has a cannon for an arm. . .He was better two years ago. . .I am wondering if he has some type of off-field distraction, like Verlander-Upton. The thing is, he is in the best shape of his career, he lost that baby fat he used to have, and actually is a bit quicker in the pocket. . .but he seems more hesitant now to pull the trigger. . .he's taking a lot more sacks. . .maybe the coaches want him to cut down on the INTs, but Stafford ain't that kind of QB, he's a gunslinger, not a *game manager.*
ReplyDeleteYeah, he needs to let loose. Thing is, if he throws a deep INT, it's pretty close to a punt, anyway.
ReplyDeleteWe're getting the full array of Manning Face tonight.