Anyway, here are The Ten Best Running Backs I've Ever Seen:
1. Barry Sanders. No contest. With Sanders at #1, there isn't even really a #2. He was a head better than the rest. The speed, the crazy moves, the incredible leg strength, the refusal to give up on a run, the lack of showboating. One of the few ever to average 5.0 yards per carry for a career. 5 yards per carry for a career, and the best QB he ever played with was Scott Mitchell!! Only played in 6 playoff games. Best playoff game: 169 yards. Playoff yards per carry 4.2. As for his *mysterious* retirement, I believe he simply wanted to match the pattern of the role model his nutty dad set for him: Jim Brown. Sanders wanted to quit while he was still the best, and not hang on for a few years chasing records that would be broken, anyway, while struggling to average 4 yards per carry, the way Emmitt Smith did his last 5 years, and which is why you ain't gonna see Emmitt on my list of 10 Greatest RBs.
2. O.J. Simpson. Played on even worse teams than Barry Sanders, hung on two years too long, but still had a 4.7 yards per carry career average. His best QB was Joe Ferguson, ha! Only played in one playoff game, gaining 49 yards in 15 carries against the Steel Curtain in 1974. Speed, fluid moves, under-rated toughness. If Jim Kelly had the Juice instead of Thurman Thomas, the Bills win four straight Super Bowls. Still boggles my mind that this guy, who really had it all, the Heisman, the 2000 yard season, fame beyond the football field, ended up a double MURDERER, with that surreal Bronco freeway chase. . .the American Dream revealed to be the American Nightmare. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
3. Earl Campbell. Unmatched combination of power and speed. A runaway bull, probably had the greatest Monday Night Game ever, 199 yards, 4 tds vs the Dolphins in 1978. Had three monster seasons to begin his NFL career, then the knees fell apart, and his last four years he was just a shell of his previous self. Best QB he ever played with: Dan Pastorini!! 4.3 yards per carry for career. Six playoff games. Best playoff game: 118 yards. 3.1 yards per carry in the playoffs.
4. Eric Dickerson. Big, fast, with a punishing upright style of running, similar to Adrian Peterson, except he didn't hit children. Hung around too long, watering his career yards per carry down to 4.4. Seven playoff games. Best playoff game: Playoff record 248 yards vs Dallas, 1986. 4.9 yards per carry in playoffs.
5. Billy Sims. A mini-Earl Campbell, his career cut short after 5 years by a devastating knee injury. Best QB he ever played with: Gary Danielson!! 4.5 yards per carry. Two playoff games. Best playoff game: 114 yards. 5.1 yards per carry in playoffs. Best karate kick run of All-Time:
6. Tony Dorsett. Actually played in and won a Super Bowl with Dallas in 1977. 4.3 yards per carry for career. 17 Playoff games. Best playoff game: 160 yards. 4.6 yards per carry in playoffs.
7. LaDanian Tomlinson. 4.3 yards per carry for career. 10 Playoff games. Best playoff game: 123 yards. 3.6 yards per carry in playoffs.
8. Duane Thomas. The Greatest Running Back Who Never Was. You know those old highlight reels of Jim Brown, where he looks like he's barely running, and nobody can catch him? Or it looks like he's just jogging through a hole, but the tacklers just bounce off him? Duane Thomas is the only running back I ever saw who matched that. Tom Landry's greatest coaching achievement was keeping this head case on the field for two years, both Super Bowl years, with one Super Bowl win. Strangest great football player of All-Time. Went the entire 1971 season without speaking to his coaches and teammates. When asked by Media prior to the 1972 Super Bowl what he thought about playing in the ultimate game, he responded: if it's the ultimate game, why are they playing it again next year? A surly, menacing negro, Thomas was voted the MVP of Super Bowl VI, but fearful of what he might say at the trophy banquet, the award was presented to goody-two-shoes Roger Staubach, instead. Look how nervous Tom Brookshier was interviewing him after the Super Bowl win:
Hard to believe, but Thomas became even moodier and more difficult to handle, and the Cowboys traded him to San Diego, but he failed to report, and missed the entire 1972 season. George Allen tried to get him to play for his famous Over-The-Hill-Gang Redskins teams in 1973 and 1974, but Thomas was a mere ghost of himself. I wonder what this crazy motherfucker is doing now? 4.5 yards per carry for career. 6 Playoff games. Best playoff game: 143 yards. 4.0 yards per carry in playoffs.
9. Bo Jackson. Beast. Amazing freak. His body couldn't take his own freak size and speed. What could he have done if he could have ever carried the ball 300 times in a season? 5.4 yards per carry for career. One playoff game, 6 carries for 77 yards.
10. Walter Payton. Always felt he was a little over-rated, but he sure was a durable workhorse. Talked like a faggot. Didn't have great speed, and I was a little surprised to see he managed to average 4.4 yards per carry for his career. Played in one Super Bowl, a win, but by that time old Walter didn't have much left. In fact, William *The Refrigerator* Perry was a better running back in that game. 9 Playoff games. Best playoff game: 104 yards. 3.5 yards per carry in playoffs.
Honorable Mention: Adrian Peterson, Marcus Allen, John Riggins, Marv Hubbard, Jamaal Charles, Larry Csonka, Larry Brown, Franco Harris.
New Orleans -2 at Carolina: Big game in the little NFC South, to see which losing team can get to .500 and take command of the Rusty School Bus/Feed The Children/Appalachia Division. New Orleans is 3-0 at home, 0-4 on the road. . .and this game is on the road, so. . .but Carolina's offense is lousy, Cam Newton has no receivers or running backs to work with, so this has to be the one road game the Saints can win. New Orleans.
Arizona +4 at Dallas: The Cowboys lost to Colt McCoy. . .I didn't even know he was still in the League. Tony Romo got a *contusion* on his back. Arizona will bring the house to knock him out, so Dallas will need a huge game from DeMarco Murray to win this one. . .only problem is, Arizona is the #3 rush defense. Arizona won ugly again last week, getting a late bomb from Carson Palmer to John Brown to beat the Eagles. I don't think either team is quite as good as their record, but I have a little more faith in the Cardinals. Arizona.
Philadelphia -2.5 at Houston: Arian Foster is running better than everybody except DeMarco Murray. Despite a weak schedule, the Texans are just 4-4, and their defense hasn't been as good as it was advertised to be. Plus they still have a shitty quarterback. The Eagles only two losses are at San Fran and Arizona, and they could have won both. Nick Foles only had two INTs last year, he's got nine already this season. He may ultimately be what keeps the Eagles out of the Super Bowl, but he won't keep them from beating the chronically disappointing Texans. Philadelphia.
San Diego +1.5 at Miami: Two three loss teams. . .if Miami wants to be a Wild Card contender, they need to win this home game against a playoff contending rival. Unlike most of the NFL, the Dolphins have played only one close game. . .it's all or nothing for Miami. With their defense and strong run game, they should be better than 4-3. This is a big game for goofy-looking Dolphins coach Joe Philbin. Lose this one, fall to 4-4, and the Dolphins are probably looking at another out-of-the-playoffs season, and he'll be out of a job, as Miami owner and Michigan alum Stephen Ross opens up the checkbook for Jim Harbaugh. The Chargers have lost two in a row, and there's no more Phillip Rivers-for-MVP talk. The Chargers problem is they have no run game, it's all on Rivers. The Dolphins really should win this game, but their coach is so goofy-looking, it's hard to take them seriously. San Diego.
Denver -3 at New England: Oh, boy, yet another Brady vs Manning *classic.* So tired of these games, because they're really just League-sponsored Peyton Manning-is-as-good-if-not-better-than-Brady infomercials. But nobody taking an honest look at the two can conclude anything other than Brady has had the far better career. The Broncos have the better team, they finally have a tough run defense, and it will be up to Brady to keep the Pats in this one. Two of the best coaches in the League. Denver's won their last four, all by fourteen or more points. I still think the real New England team is the one that wheezed by horrible Oakland, then got hammered by Kansas City. Denver.
Baltimore EVEN at Pittsburgh: The Steelers have turned into an offensive juggernaut since the first match between these teams, a Ravens blow-out. The Steelers can run and pass--though they've played an incredibly soft schedule. I was surprised how poorly Baltimore played last week against Cincy, they really had no business being in that game. But I just have a gut feeling the Steelers recent offensive explosion is due to playing AFC South softies. Baltimore.