Miami +8 at New England: New rah-rah interim coach Dan Campbell must think he's Knute Rockne. . .that'll happen to a guy who coaches against tomato cans every week. But now *Tomato Can* Campbell has to coach against the Patriots, so let's see what happens. The Patriots are 6-0, but they had a strange win over the Jets last week, not even pretending to try to run the ball. . .QB Tom Brady had 15 of the team's 16 meager rushing yards. Miami's Donkeykong Suh got his first two sacks of the season last week, and his buddies added six more, and you wonder if the Pats can get away with throwing on every down against a rejuvenated Dolphins pass rush. I bet against the Dolphins last week, and it was 41-zip at halftime. Won't be the same this week, but I'll take the points. Miami.
New York Giants +3.5 at New Orleans: Two mediocre teams that could be standard bearers for the National Parity League. Their combined record is 7-7, and yet one is a division leader, and the other still has a long shot chance at a wild card. Neither of these teams is particularly good at anything. . .except beating injury-riddled opponents. Now they face-off against each other in an NFL bum fight. Take the bum getting the points. New York Giants.
Tennessee EVEN at Houston: Two horrible teams. . .one horrible coach (Titans Kunt Whisenkunt), and one coach who seems to have lost control (Texans Bill O'Brien). O'Brien looked like he was about to cry in his post game press conference last week, trying to explain how his team could be behind 41-0 at half-time. He managed to choke back the tears, and then say he did challenge his team to *win the second half,* which he was so proud they did. . .uh, OK, so you scored a few points against Miami's bench. . .why take pride in accepting charity? The good news for O'Brien is Tennessee's first team ain't no better than Miami's second team, so the Texans ought to win both halves this week. Houston.
New York Jets -2 at Oakland: This used to be a helluva rivalry back in the old AFL days. . .Joe Namath vs Daryle Lamonica. . .Super Bowls used to be on the line. Well, under new coaches, both teams have already matched their win totals from last season, so the glory days may be on their way back. The Jets have the NFL's premier defense, and if they had a decent QB, they'd already be a Super Bowl threat, instead of what they are with Ryan Fitzpatrick: a one-and-done wild card playoff team. The Raiders got a lot of young weapons on offense, it's only a matter of time before they take over the AFC West, a division loaded with has-been teams sputtering on their last legs. Oakland.
Green Bay -2.5 at Denver: The top two points against defenses in the League. The difference is at quarterback: Aaron Rodgers is still in his prime, while Peyton Manning is running on fumes. Packers win, and cover the 2.5 EZ. Green Bay.
Jim Bob Cooter should be disqualified on name alone. Not Jim. Not Bob. Not Jim Bob. In fact, Jim Bob sounds like a great high school coach.
ReplyDeleteCooter. You know, John Bohener took steps to wrongly pronounce his name, but he had good reason. It sounds like Boner. But it's not spelled as Boner. I would have gone and changed it to Bonner, but hey, at least Boehner took some kind of action.
The Cooter family made zero effort. Which came first, the cooter or the pussy? Smiths have that name because their great great whatever was a Smith of some sort. Farmer, the same, and on down the line.
What the shit does a man have to do to get an entire village calling him "Cooter?"
Oh yeah, probably breaking into some Renaissance broad's house and jumping in bed against her will.
The apple don't fall far from the tree.
In wars of attrition, there's still a chance. This is a rout. All Detroit has done is prolong the soon inevitable firing of Caldwell.
Miami vs NE. NE. I'll take the points, even. NE is great.
Detroit vs KC: KC.
TB vs Atlanta: TB on pts. Falcons to win.
NYG vs NO: New Orleans. The Aint's are looking alright.
TN vs Houston: TN. Houston should give up. BOB is over his head. His choices on QB, his handling of it all, was shit. He should have started Mallett and waited for that idiot to fuck up, which would have made clear Hoyer was needed, and made Hoyer his permanent starter. Foster is done as a player. He hasn't looked right anyway and now he's out for the season. Good luck getting back, Adrian. You'll need it with the rehab "experts" you hire. Adrian may as well get a real estate agent turned yoga instructor for this rehab.
Jets vs Raiders: Gotta be Oakland.
GB vs Den: These are EZ pts. Easiest game of this list. GB all the way. Chelsea Manning isn't even on fumes. Have you seen his body in the commercials? Even under the shirts, he looks like a hollowed out old man. The slooping shoulders. The pouch belly hanging out. Not even a nice gut like Roethlisburger, but a weak ass looking belly that can't even be put into throws. Skinny arms. And that stupid face. Chelsea needs to tea bag another female trainer to see if he has any mojo left but his balls have left the building.
Kubiak ain't a bad coach, either. You could say that he's not letting Chelsea play his game, but even that won't work with that broken down QB. What's weird is Favre never looked like his body was failing. It was always his head. Always. And it was getting clear he didn't give much damn about the game of football anymore. Favre was trying to get away from the Battleaxe at home.
Manning wants to play at a high level but his body is saying, "who, me" at this point.
Get the stretcher out. I've been predicting this for a year or two now. Manning is getting knocked out of this game. Shit, there may be a new Bountygate, except this time it'll be the opposing HC paying the defensive players to knock out his QB.
GB all the way. Rodgers is playing chess and Manning is playing shuffleboard.
No doubt about it, O'Brien totally fucked up the QB situation in Houston. The guy won nine games last year with worse QBs than Hoyer, why he yanked the guy in the first game is beyond me. . .totally fucked up the whole season, and now he might lose his job.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha about Manning. Isn't it funny that now that he don't have the stats, his team is still unbeaten? Shit, they might do better in the playoffs, not thinking he can save them. But I still don't like Kubiak. . .he could fall out on the sideline at any time. Jerry Kill is more stable.
Football players and white girls. . .never a good mix:
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Stupid guy banging around with a drippy dick. Women are already unstable enough but when they realize that pussy ain't the only game in town, look out. Snowflake thought that thang was special. Yeah, it's special. It's now diseased.
ReplyDeleteNE and Miami tonight. America gets to see the best QB this side of Joe Montana.
That looked like the old Joe Philbin Dolphin defense on that first drive. . .
ReplyDeleteAnother missed tackle by the Dolphins. . .2nd drive not starting out any better.
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard Suh's name.
ReplyDeleteNE showing some weakness. Bad drops and the like but they are the best team in football right now.
They just called him out. . .for maybe stepping on a guy. . .ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteLove that 3 yd pass on 3rd-and-28. . .you're telling the other team, we know we have no chance to beat you, we just don't want our QB to get hurt. Like Bobby Knight said, if rape is inevitable, just lie back and enjoy it. . .
ReplyDeleteGeorgia changed their QB again?!?! Cuz it worked so well the last time, I guess. . .
ReplyDeleteYou mess around with the QB position, it affects the whole team. Not a good showing from Georgia today. Ii see a lot of *Fire Richt* talk on Twitter, but who they gonna get that's any better? Georgia fans who don't like Richt's 9 or 10 wins a year better take a look at Nebraska.
ReplyDeleteThis game is so boring, the broadcasters are talking about Florida's back-up kicker. ..
ReplyDeleteHaven't had a chance for football all day. Now looking at the ND Temple game.
ReplyDeleteDon't know shit about Temple but am rooting for them.
Temple's defense is supposed to be pretty good, but that's on about a MAC level. I'd be shocked if they can hang with ND.
ReplyDeleteMichigan had a horrible first half against Minnesota. Jim Harbaugh losing to some guy named Tracy Claeys. Ha ha ha. All that win one for Coach Kill stuff is working for Minnesota. Harbaugh mania will be officially dead if they lose this one.
Harbaugh got lucky tonight.. . .actually flet bad for Minnesota and their fans, they wanted to win one for old Kill. . .but really, terrible decinsions at the goal line on the last two plays by the new coach. . all credit to him for going to the win, he didn't play pussy football, but a couple real head-scratcher calls.
ReplyDeleteAnother wild day in college football. . .but that Miami-Duke ending is a joke. . .no way that play should have stood. How do they get that wrong with replay?
ReplyDeleteRicht is getting ripped a new one for his QB switcherooni. The "desperation" word is being thrown around. The strange changes in behavior are being noted, like his call to his players to get penalized when celebrating a TD back in 2007. Or when his players went into FL with the black helmets and got blown out. The black helmets haven't been seen since, btw.
ReplyDeleteFaton Bauta tossed four FOUR interceptions. We may finally see the last of Richt after this season. Georgia fans should root for a loss to Georgia Tech to help facilitate the firing.
Richt can't take UGA over the hump. He does well with recruiting but he can't bring a championship to the Dawgs. Now he's making desperation mistakes by putting some guy named Fauta in there at QB in place of a QB who wasn't really even doing that badly. Certainly not FOUR interceptions in a game badly.
Yeah, that QB switch was a real puzzler. IF Georgia does get rid of Richt, he'll be out of work for about 5 minutes. I wouldn't fire him unless you knew for sure you had a guaranteed winner locked up. . .not some coordinator, or MAC coach, he'd have to be a sure thing.
ReplyDeleteThank God I slept through the Lions game. Hopefully they will correct the error of scapegoating Lombardi and fire Caldwell today or tomorrow. I dump Johnson and Stafford right now if anybody would take them. Get a few extra picks for next year.
ReplyDeleteTampa playing tough or what? How's the rapist Winston looking?
ReplyDeleteTodd Gurley now the best running back to enter the League since Barry Sanders. . .
ReplyDeleteGiants and Saints playing Big 12 football. . .
ReplyDeleteOnly now am I checking in in football. Good game with TB.
ReplyDeleteHave to say, Winston looks good. Has command of his offense. Making plays at the right time.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think Winston would be an on-field flop. . .I was surprised how bad he looked early n the year. . .but he will never last.. .off the field shit (white women) will doom him. . .
ReplyDeleteJets in big trouble. . .have to play Gino!
ReplyDeleteAt least your secondary team is doing well.
ReplyDeleteYou can't tell me Cassell is a better QB than Brenda Weeden.
ReplyDeleteThere goes Manning tossing another INT.
ReplyDeleteHis numbers will look like a 60's QB this year
I got to give a lot of credit to Denver's defense. . .they made Rodgers look like Cassell, all those little bitty short completions. Not even a 100 yards, yet. Didn't think I would see that.
ReplyDeleteWade Philips is doing well by not.telling everyone "I told you so."
ReplyDeleteBest DC in football.
2015 AFC South is the worst division in the history of the National Football League. . .
ReplyDeleteJacksonville might end up winning that division. . .
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