Ha ha ha. . .even at 11-5, it's still the Same Old Lions!
One week after Greaseball Dominic Raiola got suspended for the biggest game of his mediocre 14 year Lion career for stomping on some no-name Chicago Bear lineman, *Superstar* Donkey Kong Suh topped him in sheer idiocy by stepping on National Football League Glamor Boy Aaron Rodgers' tender calf, and getting himself suspended from the biggest game of his nothing accomplished Lions career, the Wild Card Playoff game against the Dallas Cowboys. . .
So DeMarco Murray will now probably run for 250 yards against a Lions d-line missing the physically unable to perform Nick Fairley and the mentally unable to perform Donkey Kong Suh. . .
OK, Suh, you're a free agent now. . .don't the let fucking door hit you on the way out. Some misguided team probably will pay you more money than J.J. Watt, and in the biggest moments, you will fail. . .and then you'll dash out of the locker room before the mics and cameras can catch up to you.
Oh, brother, Donkey Kong and the Golden Calf. . .Lions football. . .oh, shoot me, please. Playoffs? Don't talk about - playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs?!?! Only the Lions can lose a fucking playoff game in the final 5 minutes of the fourth quarter of the last game of the regular season.
Ha ha ha. . .THE LIONS LOST THE FUCKING PLAYOFF GAME BEFORE THEY EVEN LOST THE DIVISION TITLE GAME TO GREEN BAY.
Only the Lions. . .
Only the Lions. . .
It's also interesting to note that negro Jim Caldwell was advertised as the sort of calm, mature, seasoned leader of men who would transform the undisciplined Psycho Jim Schwartz Lions. . .yet in the biggest games of the season, Caldwell's most volatile players lost control, and rendered an 11-5 playoff season meaningless. JIm Schwartz had just such a season two years ago. No difference. Same Old Lions. It took a while, but even the Bible-thumper Caldwell got Lionized. . .
ReplyDeleteIn fact, he got Lionized to the extent he lost his supposedly rock-solid composure in the post game press conference:
http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2014/12/jim_caldwell_snaps_at_question.html
God, I hate football. . .
Faggot Jew AdamSchefter says Falcons have requested to interview Lions DC Teryl Austin, Broncos OC Adam Gase, Pats OC Josh McDaniels, Seahawks DC Dan Quinn.
ReplyDeleteQuinn is the only one I'd be interested in. Otherwise Falcons would be better off with Rex Ryan or Jack Del Rio.
Blank is not good at picking coaches. He lucked into Smith. Who did he hire before? Mora and Petrino.
ReplyDeleteFinally the fawning press is criticizing Blank. Finally. I hope it continues. I despise the guy.