We've played enough football now where we can review my season preview and get an idea of how I did:
Season Preview
Division Winners:
AFC East: New England--on the money
AFC North: Cincinnati--could still win this shitty division, but doubtful
AFC South: Houston--on the money
AFC West: Oakland--on the money
AFC Wild Cards: Pittsburgh, New York Jets--way off!!
NFC East: New York--not bad, but didn't see Dallas coming
NFC North: Detroit--on the money. . .so far. . .will probably let me down
NFC South: Carolina--way off, shocked how bad Rivera's defense has been
NFC West: Arizona--way off
NFC Wild Cards: Seattle, Atlanta--underestimated them both a little, both look like sure division winners
AFC Flop of the Year: Indianapolis--on the money
NFC Flop of the Year: Green Bay--on the money
Super Bowl: Arizona over Cincinnati--way, way, way off
Biggest misses were Chiefs and Cowboys, still don't think Chiefs have the weapons on offense to do much damage in the playoffs. Not 100% convinced on Dak Prescott yet. . .and Dallas' defense isn't good enough.
My Revised Super Bowl pick would be: Oakland over Seattle
Pittsburgh -9 at Cleveland: Nigger Cleveland head coach Hue Jackson has lost ten in a row, nigger head coach Mike TomLin has lost four in a row. Lesson: Don't hire a nigger to coach a National Football League team. Expect a sloppy, penalty-filled game with neither Welfare Queen team giving more than a minimal effort. Cleveland.
Baltimore +7.5 at Dallas: The Ravens just might have the defense to slow down the Cowboys negro rookie wonder boys, Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott. Remember when Joe Flacco was a Super Bowl MVP and one of the best Playoff QBs of All-Time? Yup, he's faded even more than the faggot Aaron Rodgers. The Ravens should be able to hang in there just enough to cover. Baltimore.
Miami EVEN at Los Angeles: The Dolphins looked worse than the Browns at the start of the season, but have it turned it around the last 4 weeks, and it hasn't been due to new head coach/QB whisperer Adam Gase turning on any lightbulbs in mediocre QB Ryan Tannehill's head. . .Tannehill is still mediocre, but Gase figured out a work-around: run the fucking football. Yup, an old school run game with draft-pick-bust-turned-All-Pro halfback Jay Ajayi has remade the Dolphins into a Wild Card contender. Even the defense has begun to play better, perhaps due to not having to rush back onto the field every four snaps. . .last week the Dolphins Donkeykong Suh-led line finally looked like they hoped it would when they threw a Brinks truck load of money at the QB tripper/kicker/stomper, as they frightened Phillip Rivers into a horrible 4 pick game. And so this is the week eternal head coach Jeff Fisher chooses to turn the Rams corpse-like offense over to rookie #1 draft pick Jared Goff! Goff looked feeble in the preseason, and now after being ignored for 9 weeks, supposedly he has *absorbed* some QB magick by standing on the sideline watching Case Keenum's stumbles and bumbles? Ha. . .right. Take the Dolphin's defense this week in Fantasy Football. Miami.
Philadelphia +7 at Seattle: The Eagles managed something no other team has, they stalled Atlanta's offense. . .they beat the Falcons with a nickel-and-dime pass attack and a surprisingly strong rushing attack, but I doubt they can duplicate that winning formula against the Seahawk defense. . .Carson Wentz is gonna have to be able to challenge Seattle down the field, but so far in his rookie season, he hasn't shown that ability. This should be a defense dominated game, with Seattle winning, but not covering. Philadelphia.
Green Bay +2.5 at Washington: The Fudge Packers looked like a team ready to quit on their faggot QB in their embarrassing performance in Tennessee. Challenged by Erin Rodgers to show more *energy,* the Fudge Packers came out and promptly gave up 21 straight points to the Remember The Titans Suck, the game was over in the first quarter, with both teams then enjoying 45 stress-free minutes of garbage time football. The Fudge Packers have packed it on their faggot *leader.* As long as Kirk Cousins keeps his evil Kirk CousINTs personality suppressed, the Redskins will have no problem cornholing Lavender Bay. Washington.
Houston +5.5 at Oakland: Broke Osweiler vs Derek Carr. . .'nuff said. Oakland.
The parity football league.
ReplyDeleteAlthough there are the predicted losers in Cleveland doing their regular thing. So is Jax.
Funny thing happened during the Pats game - we see that the NFL heads are pissed at Kraft, still, and made sure the zebras gave better calls to Seattle. There was one bogus call on Sherman for a facemask that really looked like a facemask until it wasn't, but that was about it.
Pittsburgh giving 9? We know it's Cleveland but still, that's a bit strong. Pitt to win but Cleveland on points.
Jax vs Detroit - 7 points? I still take Detroit, points and all.
Miami and LA - hoo boy, does LA look like shit or what? Miami.
Philly vs Seattle - that many points? You have to take the Eagles on points.
GB vs Washington - Green Bay is surprisingly not being given the "I'm surprised how much they suddenly suck" talk by NFL talking heads. They kind of ignore it. It's almost as if they know Rodgers is gay but don't want to be called homophobic, their criticisms have been so muted. Yes, this goes to Washington, even if CousINTs shows up. GB should try and get Favre out of retirement.
Houston vs Oakland - ha ha, there is a flop-o-meter out there that should be using Osweiler's face as the needle-pointer. Man, is he a garbage quarterback. Surely, SURELY, with that kind of money being spent. 4 year 72M with 37M guaranteed in the first 2 years? What the hell kind of crazy pill is O'Brien on?
This is the kind of thing that should knock Ditka off the shit list for his trade in NOLA for Ricky "Marijuana" Williams. At least Williams was a good running back. Osweiler will never be a good quarterback. He's a low rent middle for high rent prices. You're telling me that for, shit, guaranteed $20M to someone like Hasselbeck for one year couldn't be had?
You're telling me a deal couldn't be made for Jay Cutler? You're telling me you don't simply draft in the 3rd round and find something of value there. The quarterback position for a "defensive" team should be easy.
Oh yeah, their defense ain't special, either! HA HA HA!
The Texans have a less than fully healed (he'll never be the same) Clowney. They've got the injury-itis big mouth Cushing. And now their shining Big Green Giant looking, Great White Hype, Watt is out.
Bill O'Brien needs to look to a college program with a pederast or two on staff that are close to being found out so he can swoop in and take over the program. Truth be told, he should have never left PSU.
This game goes to Oakland and will be ugly. Texan defense is going to get run over and when the creep up to the box, air ball time. They should bring in the fun and gun to Oakland. It would be fitting.
Maybe bring in Jerry Glanville to be an "acting coach" because acting like a coach was what he did best, anyway.
Jerry Glanville!! HaHa! I forgot about that guy. He tried to be one of those *personality* coaches, with the cowboy hat and boots, the big sunglasses, the motorcycle. . .yes, he was an actor, he had quite a schtick. . .it would work for a season or two, then the Oilers or Falcons would fade. . .I'd rather have a guy like him, though, than some of these nameless, faceless X's + O's losers like Dirk Koetter or Todd Bowles.
ReplyDeleteOh man, Glanville also had some deal where he'd leave one ticket for Elvis Presley for his games at will call.
ReplyDeleteDirk Koetter is one of those guys who most certainly has a face but when thinking of it in your mind's eye, it's featureless. A blank.
Gus Bradley, ha ha ha ha! Jax had a shot to get the ball back and win the game, and their DL jumped off-side to give Dee-troit a first down, and let the Lions run down the clock. . .Bradley yelled at the fat nigger d-lineman like a college coach yells at punk kid.
ReplyDeleteBrutal loss for the Rams. . .completely shut down the Dolphins for 54 minutes, then give up two touchdowns and choke it away. . .Goff looked panic stricken on the Rams last drive.
ReplyDeleteNow the Arizona HC is having chest pains.
ReplyDeleteMan, that GB/Washington game was brutal to watch. It was a Tecmo Bowl classic.
Cousins looked good but it was against a beat up GB secondary.
Goff doesn't look like a QB. I always had faith in Stafford for one big reason - he looked the part. Goff doesn't look the part.
Wentz also looks the part. Some guys have it and some don't. Goff don't.
Carson Palmer was almost a for-real coach-killer! Poor Arians! That's what happens when defense only gives up 217 yards, and somehow the other team still has 30 fucking points on the board. . .call the ambulance.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have a coach that reacts like that after a loss, though, than one like Charlie Strong. This is why that nigger was a loser, no steel in his spine, no wonder his team folded against. . .KANSAS!
https://twitter.com/CaseyKeirnan/status/800137100343595008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Yes, Goff looks like a water boy compared to Stafford. . .supposedly Fisher didn't want him, but the *scouts* knew better. . .poor Fisher, Goff may be the one who finally *retires* him.
The Raiders big play ability is the difference in the Nacho Bowl. . .the Texans are a lunchpail team, those sad little plays where the zebras marked them short were because the zebras penalized them for being ham-and-eggers, stumblebums. . .seen the same thing happen to Dee-troit in the Millen years. . .
ReplyDelete3rd and 10, and Broke Osweiler throws a 4 yard pass. . .with 3 minutes left in the game and only 1 time-out!
ReplyDeleteAnother big play for the Raiders. . .that should ice the game. . .Carr laid it in there nice and EZ.
ReplyDeleteAnd Del Rio shows O'Brien how you coach football. . .none of that faggy draw 'em offside shit, just pound 'em and rub their nose in the loss.
ReplyDeleteBill O'Brien is a disappointment. At some point you have to question his ability to be HC for an NFL team and Osweiler was that point.
ReplyDeleteThis continuation of a shitty situation is solidifying it. O'Brien may be gone at the end of the year.
Carr looks like a QB in and out of his jersey. Osweiler doesn't.
Palmer was harassed for all the game that I saw. He could not get a play off without some defensive guy in his face, or getting pounded to the ground. Arrhythmia Arians will have a shock box near him on the sideline next game.
Thing of it is that his coaching staff itself is fairly old by NFL coaching standards today. Wonder if we will see a guy keel over if this shit continues for AZ