NFL Week 10 Picks

4-1 vs the spread last week, 31-27 for the year. . .

Cleveland +10 at Baltimore: The Browns are now more than half-way to joining the 2008 Dee-troit Lions in the National Football League Hall of Shame 0-16 Wing.  How do the two teams compare?  The 2008 Lions finished 30th in total offense at 268.2 yards per game, while the 2016 Browns are only slightly below average, 19th at 341 yards per game.  On defense, the Lions were dead last, 32nd at 404.4 yards per game, while the Browns are 31st at 421.7 yards.  The average score of the Lions game was Opponent 32.3, Dee-troit 16.8.  For the Browns, it's Opponent 30.3, Browns 18.6.  We must conclude the Browns do not quite yet measure down to the 2008 Lions, and we therefore further conclude at some point they will win a game. . .and it could very well be this one, as the Browns actually have a better offense than the Ravens, and while Baltimore's defense is much better, if the Browns get a couple turnovers, a big special teams play or two, this could be their magick Sunday. . .but probably not.  Still, I find it hard to believe the Ravens could beat anybody by 10 points.  Cleveland.

Green Bay -3 at Tennessee: Faggot QB-in-Decline Aaron Rodgers pointed the finger at teammates after last week's embarrassing home loss to the lightweight Colts, saying his Fudge Packers didn't bring enough energy to the game.  I don't think being called out by a faggot is going to go over very well in an NFL locker room, and I wouldn't be surprised if his linemen intentionally whiff their first pass blocks, sending a message to their queer QB by letting him get face-planted.  The losses might come fast and furious now for GB.  The Titans are improving, they have a decent power run game, and Marcus Mariota is better than I thought he'd be. . .and he's clearly better than the nigger drafted ahead of him, the rapist Jameis Winston.  Tennessee.  

Minnesota +3 at Washington: The Vikings defense is starting to crack under the pressure of having to carry a faggot Samantha Bradford offense.  Last week they gave up a game-tying FG on the last drive of the 4th quarter, and an 87 yard game-losing TD drive at the beginning of overtime.  Loser of three in a row, Mike Zimmer tried to place most of the blame on inept kicker Blair Walsh, holding kicking tryouts early in the week, yet then lacked the guts to cut Walsh.  Zimmer's been on a strictly upward curve for his entire 2 1/2 years as Minnesota's head man, but with a fourth straight loss, he'd be facing his first coaching crisis.  The Redskins are one of the NFL's fifteen teams even or one game plus or minus .500. . .the great middle class of professional football.  The Vikings are severely limited on offense, yet have the better defense and better head coach, and are getting points.  Can't pass that up.  Minnesota.

Atlanta EVEN at Philadelphia: Eagles are trending down, as QB Carson Wentz is looking more and more like a rookie each week.  The Falcons offense is operating with machine precision, and not even the Eagles ace DC Psycho Jim Schwartz will be able to stop them.  Philly's only hope is to knock Matt Ryan out of the game and get a couple gifts from backup QB Matt *Pick Six* Schaub.  Atlanta.    

Denver +2 at New Orleans: Denver's a Super Bowl champ just starting its slide to mediocrity, while the Saints have already been there for a few seasons.  There's still enough juice left in the Bronco defense to hold off Drew Brees, who's at the point in his career where he can only beat NFL bottom feeders.  Denver.  

Dallas +2.5 at Pittsburgh: The Steelers have lost three in a row, the Cowboys have won seven in a row.  The Law of Averages rules the National Parity League.  Pittsburgh.

Seattle +7 at New England: Seattle's once punishing run game has completely disappeared, but they got another lucky, zebra-aided Monday Night win against the Bills last week, now they go against a Pats team that is winning by double digits every game with Tom Brady back under center.  New England's defense is second in the NFL in points allowed, but rank only 15th overall, telling me they've been a little lucky themselves on that side of the ball.  It won't hurt them here against a mediocre Seahawk offense, but could be their undoing in the Playoffs or Superbowl if they have to face a loaded O like Oakland or Atlanta.  New England.