5-2-1 vs the spread last week, 35-41-2 for the year.
Cleveland +3 at Atlanta: The Browns get pothead Josh Gordon back this week. They need him after the egg they laid at home against the Texans. Somehow Brian Hoyer only managed to complete twenty of the fifty passes he chucked. The Browns also cut free agent RB bust Ben Tate, rightly deciding they are better off with former Georgia freshman phenom Isaiah Crowell. . .Crowell was run out of Georgia after a gun crime, ended up at Alabama State and now has a chance to resurrect his career in Cleveland. He'll probably fuck it up. At 4-6, the Falcons are actually in first place in the NFC Goodwill division, and Mike Smith is breathing a bit easier these days. The Browns are in a real dogfight in the AFC North, they need this game. I think they are the mentally and physically tougher team. Back on the hot seat for Smith. Cleveland.
Detroit +7 at New England: The Lions pass game sucked against the Cardinals, and they dropped a 14-6 turd in the desert. Nobody can really figure out why Matthew Stafford isn't lighting it up, and the heat is on him and offensive coordinator Joe Lombardi to get the points on the board before another promising beginning turns into another late season fade from the playoffs. The Lions probably match-up better against the Patriots than the Cardinals, as the Patriots are slow at receiver, and the Lions have the ability to harass Tom Brady into looking like the old geezer he was earlier in the season. But the penalties are starting to pile up again, and the weird only-against-the-Lions obscure rulings, like the one last week that negated a 50 yard punt return. All signs indicate an imminent Lions collapse. But even though New England is rolling over everybody, I just don't think they are that good. I think the Lions are stronger and faster, but can they overcome their own identity as under-achievers? They need to start fast, or Bill Belichick's defense will squeeze Stafford six ways from Sunday. The Lions also need Donkey Kong Suh or Ziggy Ansah to rattle Brady early. Fuck the Patriots. Detroit.
Tampa Bay +5 at Chicago: Josh McClown didn't cry last week, and the Bucs actually won a game. Now McClown gets to go back to Chicago and show off in front of his old benefactor Marc Trestman, whose EZ QB system fooled the Bucs into thinking McClown was a #1 QB. But the BIG story line is Lovie Smith getting a crack at the team that fired him after a 10 win season. Man, you know Smith wants this game BAD, he'd love to come into Chicago and drive the last nail into the Bears coffin, and punk his replacement, the faggot Marc Trestman. We'll see just how much of a hold Smith has over his new team. If the Bucs don't sell out and win this game against a tattered Bears team, you can forget about Lovie ever doing anything in Tampa. But I got a feeling Lovie will get the last laugh Sunday. Tampa Bay.
Arizona +6.5 at Seattle: Drew Stanton put 14 quick points on the board last week, and then nothing, as the Cardinal offense came to a complete standstill. But the Cardinal defense made the 14 stand up, never letting the Lions offense sniff the goal line. I don't see a repeat in Seattle. Stanton ain't going to hit a bunch of early passes, and the Seahawks have a run game (even though it's dependent on headcase Marshawn Lynch), something the Lions didn't, to keep Arizona's defense honest. I don't see any chance the Cardinals win the game outright, and I think Stanton's turnovers cost him this week, unlike last week. Seattle.
St. Louis +4 at San Diego: The Rams have wins over Seattle, San Fran and last week they rolled Peyton Manning and the Broncos, so the Chargers aren't going to scare them. Jeff Fisher started Shaun Hill last week, and it paid off. The Rams are a dangerous team, they have all the ingredients for a nasty defense, and if they keep Shaun Hill on his feet, they might develop an offense in time to make a late run at a wild card. The Chargers snapped an ugly three game losing streak with an ugly win over the Raiders. The Chargers can't run the ball, and Phillip Rivers is wilting under the pressure of carrying the entire offense. I see the Rams knocking Rivers onto queer street. St. Louis.
Miami +7 at Denver: The Broncos got roughed up by the Rams, and now Peyton Manning has to face the Dolphins defense this week, and the Chiefs the week after. . .and with no running game. I make it fifty-fifty Manning don't last these next two games. And if he don't, the Broncos will slide right out of the playoffs. Miami.
Washington +9 at San Francisco: You ever notice how a lot of the negro QBs tear up the League early, then they turn to shit? The colored QB in Wasington is a perfect example. What's up with Robert Griffin III? He sucks. Washington was thoroghly beaten by a lousy Tampa team last week, and Griffin pouted about his teammates after the game. The Redskins look like a team ready to just go through the motions for the rest of the season. The 49ers squeaked out two close road wins over lousy teams, now get an easy home game before a Thanksgiving showdown with the Seahawks. The 49ers defense is still first class, but the offense is strictly coach. . .as bad as the Redskins are, it'll still be a struggle for the 49ers to cover the 9. San Francisco.
Baltimore +3 at New Orleans: I don't get how the Ravens, a good team, are the underdog against the shitty Saints. Sure, the game is in New Orleans, where supposedly the Saints are unstoppable, but they're only 3-2 at home this year. New Orleans defense is soft, and Drew Brees ain't what he used to be. This game is EZ Money. Baltimore.
Cle v Atl- Cleveland. I'm rooting for Atlanta but the Browns have 420 Gordon back. He's too young for ring rust or any other bs excuse. Even Hoyer isn't enough excuse.
ReplyDeleteDet v NE- NE. At home, Brady, Donky Kong ain't rattling the sometime blonde, the renewed run game. No way Detroit does it.
Tampa v Chi- Tampa all the way. Lovie has not lost the team and wants to slap down his old team badly. I predict Cutler getting knocked out if the game because he cracks a nail.
Miami v Den- this is tough. Denver got spanked by the Rams, but Manning normally comes back strong from a loss. Denver.
Losers against Drunken Cavalry v SF- SF. Unless Washington puts Archie Andrews in at QB and leaves in that black goblin, there is no hope. Snyder is the real problem in DC. He's had 8 coaches in last 15 years.
Baltimore v NO- Baltimore and it will be uglier than the score shows. It should be a low score but for anyone watching it will be obvious who is in control at all times. Something is going on with Brees. Also with Peyton. Peyton lost a lot of weight and gained it back and is probably binging and purging his way to diabetes and his brain is taking a concussion hit every time his sugar spikes and collapses.
Blount back to NE.
ReplyDeleteI guess Belichick thinks he *understands* Blount. They just got a big game out of Gray, don't know why they would risk upsetting the applecart. I hope he fumbles at the goal line against the Lions.
ReplyDeleteHaha, Oakland beats KC.
ReplyDeleteThat's Chiefs-Raiders game shows just how remarkable Rod Marinelli's 2008 0-16 Lions team was. Even the worst teams like Oakland, Jax and Tampa win a game or two by accident, but not the '08 Lions.
ReplyDeleteLions ain't getting any pressure on Brady so far. . .
ReplyDeleteDropped td pass by Fauria. . .Lions got to settle for another FG. Recipe for a loss.
ReplyDeleteLong kick-off return by Pats sets up easy td for Blount. . .fucking Lions.
ReplyDeleteStafford's been sacked 3x already, now he's got happy feet.
ReplyDeleteBrady nickels-and-dimes 'em all the way down the field. . .21-6. .
ReplyDeleteTerrible first half for Stafford. 8 for 20. Brady dwarfing Stafford. Lions look like a sandlot team. Now the heat will be on for Turkey Day against the Bears. . .pressure of Same Old Lions building. . .another season just one Turkey Day loss away from going up in flames. The Boo Birds will be ready Thursday.
ReplyDeleteI can only see the numbers for the NE game and it looks too ugly.
ReplyDeleteAtlanta won't commit to running. It's so fucking frustrating.
The numbers don't lie.
ReplyDeleteHaha, Ryan avoided a sack and then decided to run right back into the tackler to insure taking a sack.
ReplyDeleteElite QB my ass. You never see manning, Brady, Luck do that shit.
At least Stafford hasn't lost the ball yet, but what the hell with that completion rate? I know I keep asking, but what the hell is wrong with him? It's a mystery. The guy makes some great passes, so the talent is there. Truly strange.
ReplyDeleteThis Cleveland team is not that good. Atlanta is still in it. A good team would have the Birds crying by now.
Browns make Birds their bitch by running the ball. This could get ugly very fast.
ReplyDeleteHow's Pothead doing?
ReplyDeleteI see Crowell just busted one. . .if he can avoid the fumbles, he's gonna be a stud.
ReplyDeleteGordon looks good. He made a play that won't be recorded where a fumbled ball was in his hands and he threw it away. Great football thinking.
ReplyDeleteHis biggest problem, other than pot, is Hoyer. Give Gordon a decent QB and Gordon is elite.
Ryan is poised to make a badly timed INT. He'll do it if given the chance.
ReplyDeleteI really hate these play calls. Dammit, RUN the ball, beat up the line, get into the linebackers until they quit, and throw in some play action.
Dammit!
Birds finally run it right. Jackson smashed into the end zone.
ReplyDeleteHoyer looks so bad.
ReplyDeleteIt's going to come down to Bryant, our kicker. Probably my favorite player on the team. Just the perfect kicker. Nerves of steel.
ReplyDeleteMatt Bryant for team MVP. No kidding. Third game won on his leg.
ReplyDeleteShit, Birds giving it away. Smith may have gotten fired today for clock management
ReplyDeleteCoach Smith is gone. Birds lost.
ReplyDeleteDude, what happened? How did the Falcons fuck it up?
ReplyDeleteSmith called a timeout when Falcons had possession with about a minute left on third and 2? and then passed for an incompletion that should have been int, Bryant kicked FG from 52, Browns got ball back and shitty Falcons defense could not stop Hoyer.
ReplyDeleteBrowns kicked a 37 yd FG.
End of Smith era. Just piss poor. This defense can't stop shit, so it is on them but Smith knows that yet engaged in terrible clock management that assumed d could stop the Browns.
Yup, that's it for Smith, the schedule for the Falcons get brutal. This was their easiest game until the season-ender.
ReplyDeleteNo idea who our next coach could be at this point. Blank will want a big name. What big name wants to go to to Atlanta?
ReplyDeleteI do want a coach who is run oriented.
The Falcons need to look to draft. They need a pass rusher. The secondary is good enough. It's the time the QB has that's the huge problem.
Harbaugh will be looking for a new job. . .
ReplyDeleteA guy I'm surprised hasn't gotten a second chance is Jack Del Rio. . .the guy won playoff games with Jacksonville with David Garrard as his QB. . .he's got to be a good coach.
I'd take Harbaugh but Blank wouldn't want him. Harbaugh would tell Blank to fuck off too much.
ReplyDeleteSheesh, Washington still playing around with Griffin....
Thing with Del Rio is he's a defensive guy who was HC of the Jags when Smith was DC. I don't know if Blank wants to go to that pool again.
ReplyDeleteHe's DC with Miami now.
I mean DC for Denver. Jack is DC for Denver.
ReplyDeleteWashington loses again. Griffin lost a fumble. Can this finally show Snyder to stop making his coach play the guy.
ReplyDeleteHaha, NBC piling on the defensive play calling by Nolan, ridiculing his exotic plays.
ReplyDeleteAlso piling on clock management and the pass call instead of running. Totally agree.
Feel bad for Smith but this was all the excuse needed to fire him. He's gone.
Didn't Smith make similar clock management fuck ups in the London game? Seem to recall him trying a screen pass to Julio Jones, and also calling a time-out on the Lions last drive?
ReplyDeleteThose were questionable. This one was inexcusable.
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting here trying to think of head coaching candidates, for pro and college. . .there's nobody, except Harbaugh. Do people even bother mentioning those TV guys like Cowher and Gruden?
ReplyDeleteGruden says he'll only go to Oakland. Cowher would be perfect, actually, because of his running philosophy.
ReplyDeleteThe paper is already calling for Smith to be gone. I finally agree.
Atlanta still in first place in the NFC Goodwill division. . .
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