Season Awards:
Coach of the Year: Ben McAWho? Won 11 games with a tomato can roster. Runners-Up: Jack Del Rio, had it in the bag until he cried when Derek Carr broke his leg, and his despondency poisoned his team in their last two games. Andy Reid. Dan Quinn.
Flop Coach of the Year: John Fox. Somehow only won three games with a Bears team that had a decent defense and a 1300 yard rookie running back.
MVP: Aaron Rodgers. Looked like the confused, depressed faggot he is the first half of the season, then somehow regained his old form and took a shitty Lavender Bay team to the NFC finals (or maybe even SB). Must have found a new bottom. Runner-Up: Ezekiel Elliott.
Veteran Flop of the Year: Cam Newton. Bi-Polar nigger QB had a horrible year, is he already suffering CTE?
Rookie of the Year: Ezekiel Elliott. The real deal. Will bring the running game back into favor in the NFL. Runners-Up: Dak Prescott. Jordan Howard. Joey Bosa. Jalen Ramsey.
Rookie Flop of the Year: Jared gOOf. Hahaha! Maybe the worst #1 draft blunder in history! Did the impossible: got Jeff Fisher fired. Season low-light: got pinky-promise sacked by #44 of Atlanta. Frail, nervous wreck of a QB, never looked confident on the field. Not salvageable. Mississippi Runners-Up: Robert Nkemdiche. Laquon Treadwell.
NFC/AFC Title Game Picks:
Lavender Bay +5 at Atlanta: The only way the Falcons lose this game is if Matt Ryan is BADLY outplayed by Aaron Rodgers. QB is the only spot the Fudge Packers have an advantage. As long as Ryan is within 80 yards of Rodgers and tosses 1 INT less, Atlanta wins EZ. Lavender Bay's receivers are gimpy, and they got no real running back, using a converted wide receiver and a fat white fullback, and their defense sucks. It's shocking, really, that they beat Dallas, but that's how good Rodgers was (though he wobbled a little in the 3rd and 4th quarters, and got bailed out on a horrible pick by a Dallas penalty, but with the game on the line he made a Hall of Fame final throw to set up the winning FG), and how bad the Cowboys were out-coached by slob-looking Mike McCarthy. I've never been a Matt Ryan fan, most of his career he's been a horrible red zone QB and he's thrown a ton of clutch-moment INTs. . .will he hold up under the pressure of being matched-up with Rodgers? Hopefully Dan Quinn saw how the Cowboys averaged 6 yards a carry against the shitty Fudge Packer defense, and he'll run the ball more than the 24 times dumb-ass Dallas did. The Falcons can run all day, and keep the pressure off Ryan, and keep the ball out of Rodgers hand. That's the winning plan. Atlanta.
Pittsburgh +6 at New England: In truth, neither team played that well last week. . .Pittsburgh didn't even score a TD, and only won because of a weak holding call on KC's tying two point conversion. The Patriots offensive line was beat often by the Texans, and Tom Brady looked flustered for most of the game, reverting to crybaby form after being pulled down by Jadeveon Clowney. Hell, if the Texans had even an average QB, they would have won the game. I wouldn't be shocked if the Steelers won, they have better players than NE, and I don't think the Patriot defense can shut down Le'Veon Bell. . .but I just don't trust nigger coach Mike Tomlin not to fuck it up. Steelers should cover the 6, but lose by a FG due to a late game coaching blunder by nigger Tomlin. Pittsburgh.
The shock player of the year has been Cam Newton. It's incredible how he went from that player who could carry an entire team to whatever the hell he was doing this season. I still think it was due to the Kaepernick kneeling thing and Newton didn't know which way to go, was being pulled by "the community" to do one thing, and when he didn't, got the Joe Louis/George Foreman treatment and got called a "coon" or "Uncle Tom."
ReplyDeleteYou'd figure Cam could overcome but he didn't.
Ryan Leaf should send Goff a dozen roses because Goff has a real chance to be considered the number one flop going forward. There are some quarterbacks you see these flashes of brilliance - why they were picked in the first round. Tebow even had that element (still bizarre he never was picked up by a team given the shitty qb play in the league).
Goff gives nothing.
John Fox has to be done. He's done nothing in Chicago and never will.
Elliot has to be the rookie of the year. Yes, he is running behind a great offensive line but still, he's a good looking runner.
The games
GB vs Atlanta - this goes to Atlanta. This is the time of year to spring the running game. Ryan should only pass 20 times and let the running game define this game. The Falcons have a good runner and good fullback.
Pitss vs NE - NE. Points and all. NE looked like shit last week. Expect Brady to come out of the gate fast and furious. He's one of those players that comes back better from a mediocre performance.
Ha ha ha ha! Love to see that fat slob pollack running back fumble the ball! GB just ain't that good. Defense is horrible. One man team, Atlanta has way too much for Rodgers to overcome. This game is over already.
ReplyDeleteLavender Bay looks like a scrub team. Jacksonville would have given Atl a better game.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Falcons! Saved us from having to hear how great that cocksucker Rodgers is for the next two weeks. . .
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