Urban Meyer Back On Top

We can't joke about Urban Meyer, anymore. All his drama queen antics in the late years at Florida, his *chest pains,* the retirement, the cold pizza bit. . .it was fun kicking him when he was down. . .but he ain't down, no more.  He brought the Buckeyes out of nowhere, and completed an amazing three game run to win the National Title. . .with a third string QB, no less.  

Ohio State crushed Wisconsin, Alabama and Oregon, and left absolutely no doubt (if we kinda forget about TCU) who is the King of College Football.

The Buckeyes trashed Oregon.  They beat them by 22. . .and if they hadn't turned the ball over 4 times, could have beat them by 42.  It was no contest.  The Buckeyes simple run game obliterated the Oregon defense.  Ezekiel Elliott probably had harder practices leading up to the title game than the game itself.

While Alabama (and the whole SEC) and Nick Saban are in decline, Urban Meyer and the Buckeyes still haven't peaked.  That's right, the Buckeyes will be even better next season.  Only TCU looks like a possible challenger.

Urban Meyer back on top as the best football coach, pro or college. . .

Now about that third string QB, Cardale Jones. This guy is the ultimate negro monster QB.  He could slap Lawrence Taylor to the ground, and then throw an 80 yard TD bomb.  And now after playing just 3 games, he could opt for the NFL draft.  Would he be any good?  Is he just another Daunte Culpepper?  I don't know.  We won't find out about him in the college game.  He can't be challenged on that level. He made Oregon, Alabama and Wisconsin look like girl's teams. He's certainly worth drafting, though.  Unlike the midget, Jones has all the tools.  Hell, I'd like to see the Lions take him, let him sit behind Stafford until Stafford's contract is up, and then see what he can do.

As for Marcus Mariotta, if I was a Tampa fan (or a Jets or Bills fan), I'd be praying my team don't take him.  Mariotta is not a *franchise QB.*  Mariotta is a Seahawks QB. . .    

The Job Of The National Football League

So sick of hearing about that fucking dumb-ass picked-up penalty flag in the Lions-Cowboys game.  Of course the Lions got fucked over.  It's their history.  That call is made 100% of the time.  Obvious, no-brainer pass interference.  Absolute joke to announce that fucking penalty, then just move the fucking ball back and pretend it never happened. Absurd.  Makes the National Football League look like professional wrestling, gotta make sure the good guys, *America's Team,* wins.

But that ain't why the Lions lost. The Lions are the Job of the NFL.  Every shitty ass team gets at least one lucky year.  Even the fucking Saints won a Super Bowl.  But the Lions have been singled out by the cosmic football forces.  That dumb motherfucking penalty/no penalty was their test. . .and Jim Caldwell, who I always thought was the worst fucking coach in the League when he was at Indy, failed.  After the cosmic football forces hypnotized the referees and they put the ball back on the Dallas 46, Caldwell was left with a 4th-and-1.  4th-and-1 in a game that was slipping away.  Here was the chance to retake control of the game by picking up a first down, continuing the drive, eating up time, and then putting points on the board to make it a two score game.  But Caldwell played Ultimate Pussy Football. . .the old ridiculous *let's pretend to go for it and try to draw them offsides on 4th down, then punt when it most assuredly fails.*  The cosmic football forces immediately rewarded Caldwell for his cowardice by sprinkling shanking dust on his punter. . .there it goes, an eight fucking yard punt.  

And the rest is history. . .Sorry Ass Lions Football History. . .the kind of Sorry Ass History that makes a Donkey Kong cry.

Fuck you, Caldwell.

Jim Caldwell is the worst fucking coach in the League. . .

SEC West

FLOP. 

Man, the top 5 from the supposedly toughest division in college football, LSU, Auburn, Mississippi, Mississippi State and Alabama, all beaten. 

LSU beaten by a team on a 4 game losing streak. . .

Auburn beaten by a team coached by a retiree and coming off a 59-0 loss. . .

The Mississippi teams destroyed. . .

And Alabama loses to a 3rd string QB from the horseshit Big 10. . .

Ouch. . .SEC terrible.

LSU gives up 263 rushing yards. . .

Auburn gives up 400 rushing yards. . .

Mississippi gives up 177 rushing yards. . .

Mississippi State gives up 452 rushing yards. . .

Alabama gives up 281 rushing yards. . .

Ouch. . .SEC soft.

All that crap about the great athletes the SEC recruits down south?  Maybe so, but they can't tackle.  

I think after the last two bowl seasons, in which the SEC has FLOPPED, we can put to rest the SEC myth. . .it's just another conference, no better or worse than any other.  It's not the NFL-Lite.

I'm not surprised Mississippi lost.  But man, that QB, Bo Wallace, ha ha ha. . .one of the worst performances ever.  

Poor TCU, they proved on the field they were the team that got fucked over by the Playoff committee.  But it turns out it wasn't Ohio State that got the TV Ratings Big Name School Free Pass, it was Alabama.  Alabama didn't belong.  

And neither did Florida State.  Hell, the shitty Big 10 should have had two teams.  Michigan State would have destroyed Florida State, also.  

And we gotta give old Urban Meyer credit. . .kicked Nick Saban's ass with a 3rd string QB. Meyer is still a drama queen, but we gotta admit, that fucker can coach.  Three different QBs and a suspect defense, and he still got the Buckeyes in the title game.